this is my own personal collection of lovely SPAM received at my various e-mails...as you can see I have made quite a tidy sum over the previous few months... I shall be keeping that running 'Windfall Total' up to date so keep tuned to my good fortune, but no envy please!
my lovable benefactors are certainly diverse...'FBI' 'OXFAM INTERNATIONAL' [yes, the charity] & 'TOYOTA LOTTERY'JAPAN to name but a few.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Pato Maldini - Hello

From:"Pato Maldini"
To:undisclosed-recipients

Pato Maldini
Pato's Attorney ( ID 447778)
10 Upper Bank Street
London
England.
E14 5JJ

We wish to notify you again that you we have unanimously agreed through a resolution reached in a meeting of our board of trustee to nominate you as a beneficiary to the total sum of (Eleven Million, Five Hundred and Thirty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) presently under the custody of a Bank here in UK. The deceased (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you basically because you bear the same surname identity of the deceased which obviously we know you dont have or rather have never had any relationship whatsoever with the deceased at any given times during his life time.

As lawyers to the deceased we cannot lay claim to this funds which is about to be forfeited to the British Crown because the bank account has been dormant for the proceeding Six years without claim and according to the British law, the money will revert to the treasury of the British government if nobody applies to claim the funds within the next six months with a satisfactory proof of claim. Being lawyers to the deceased for the past fifteen years before his demise, we have all it takes to satisfactorily present you as the next of kin to the deceased for this claim.We shall be happy to prepare wills, set-up and administer trusts, carry out the administration of estates, prepare and administer powers of attorney. All the papers will be processed in your acceptance.Our legal services aim to provide our private clients with a complete service on this matter to ensure a swift and successful process which will be carried out within the limit of the law.

To avoid this money being sent to the British Treasury as unclaimed funds, it is on this note I sorted your surname in your high commission here, made some preliminary inquiries about your person without disclosing my real intension anyway, and hereby crave your indulgence since you bear the same surnames as we can therefore present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance, since there is no written will.

At your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly send to us your current telephone and fax numbers, your official and residential address and a valid form of identification of yourself, either your drivers license or first three pages of your international passport to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money in your favour.

It was agreed also that your share in this deal after a successful transfer of the money into your nominated bank account will be 30% of the entire sum calculated to be GBP 3,459,000.00 (Three Million Four Hundred and Fifty Nine Thousand Great Britain Pounds), GBP 8,000,000.00 (Eight Million Great Britain Pounds) will be our share, I will be coming personally to meet with you to receive our share.We have calculated the entire transaction to cost us 45,000 pounds (fourty five thousand Great Britain Pounds) as administrative/processing fee, ranging from probate court processing fee to bank administrative charges. This deal being a partnership business, you the second partner, will participate partially in the expenses.

I want want to re-assure you that we have the legal might, documentary facts to establish your claim of this money as the next of kin to the deceased without hitches.

Yours faithfully
Pato Maldini
patomaldini2o@sify.com
Associate Partner




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WINDFALL TOTAL

  • $178,915,810.00 USD
  • £31,673,000.00 GBP

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