this is my own personal collection of lovely SPAM received at my various e-mails...as you can see I have made quite a tidy sum over the previous few months... I shall be keeping that running 'Windfall Total' up to date so keep tuned to my good fortune, but no envy please!
my lovable benefactors are certainly diverse...'FBI' 'OXFAM INTERNATIONAL' [yes, the charity] & 'TOYOTA LOTTERY'JAPAN to name but a few.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Pato Maldini - Hello

From:"Pato Maldini"
To:undisclosed-recipients

Pato Maldini
Pato's Attorney ( ID 447778)
10 Upper Bank Street
London
England.
E14 5JJ

We wish to notify you again that you we have unanimously agreed through a resolution reached in a meeting of our board of trustee to nominate you as a beneficiary to the total sum of (Eleven Million, Five Hundred and Thirty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) presently under the custody of a Bank here in UK. The deceased (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you basically because you bear the same surname identity of the deceased which obviously we know you dont have or rather have never had any relationship whatsoever with the deceased at any given times during his life time.

As lawyers to the deceased we cannot lay claim to this funds which is about to be forfeited to the British Crown because the bank account has been dormant for the proceeding Six years without claim and according to the British law, the money will revert to the treasury of the British government if nobody applies to claim the funds within the next six months with a satisfactory proof of claim. Being lawyers to the deceased for the past fifteen years before his demise, we have all it takes to satisfactorily present you as the next of kin to the deceased for this claim.We shall be happy to prepare wills, set-up and administer trusts, carry out the administration of estates, prepare and administer powers of attorney. All the papers will be processed in your acceptance.Our legal services aim to provide our private clients with a complete service on this matter to ensure a swift and successful process which will be carried out within the limit of the law.

To avoid this money being sent to the British Treasury as unclaimed funds, it is on this note I sorted your surname in your high commission here, made some preliminary inquiries about your person without disclosing my real intension anyway, and hereby crave your indulgence since you bear the same surnames as we can therefore present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance, since there is no written will.

At your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly send to us your current telephone and fax numbers, your official and residential address and a valid form of identification of yourself, either your drivers license or first three pages of your international passport to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money in your favour.

It was agreed also that your share in this deal after a successful transfer of the money into your nominated bank account will be 30% of the entire sum calculated to be GBP 3,459,000.00 (Three Million Four Hundred and Fifty Nine Thousand Great Britain Pounds), GBP 8,000,000.00 (Eight Million Great Britain Pounds) will be our share, I will be coming personally to meet with you to receive our share.We have calculated the entire transaction to cost us 45,000 pounds (fourty five thousand Great Britain Pounds) as administrative/processing fee, ranging from probate court processing fee to bank administrative charges. This deal being a partnership business, you the second partner, will participate partially in the expenses.

I want want to re-assure you that we have the legal might, documentary facts to establish your claim of this money as the next of kin to the deceased without hitches.

Yours faithfully
Pato Maldini
patomaldini2o@sify.com
Associate Partner




Wednesday, July 15, 2009

PLEASE I WILL WANT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE ATTACHMENT TO READ MY PROPOSAL AND WRITE BACK TO ME

Wednesday, 15 July, 2009 12:05 PM
From:"paul demango"

To:undisclosed-recipients

Message contains attachments
FROM PAUL.doc (23KB)

DEAREST,

PLEASE I WILL WANT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE ATTACHMENT TO READ MY PROPOSAL AND WRITE BACK TO ME IF IT INTERESTING YOU.
I WILL WANT TO INVEST SUM AMOUNT OF $45.5M THROUGH YOUR ASSISTANCE INTO A PROFITABLE BUSINESS VENTURE IN YOUR COUNTRY PLEASE WRITE BACK TO ME IF YOU WILL BE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME.

AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU,I WILL LET YOU TO KNOW ALL YOU SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT THE TRANSACTION.

YOU CAN REACH ME ON CELL NUMBER:+27-73-943-2516.




Friday, July 3, 2009

Bcasey Esq - Reply If Interested

Wednesday, 1 July, 2009 10:03 AM

From:"Bcasey Esq"
To:undisclosed-recipients

Dear Sir/Madam,
I Am Brian Casey Esq, I want you to assist me to handle an inheritance.
Please get back to me with your details.
1.Your Full Name...
2. Your Current Address...
3.Your Age...
4.Your Occupation..
5.Your Telephone number..
6.Your Company if any...
Brian Casey Esq.




AARON JOHNSON - REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL mrjackparkinson26@hotmail.com‏

Thursday, 2 July, 2009 10:42 PM

From:"AARON JOHNSON"
To:undisclosed-recipients

My Name is Mr.Jack Parkinson and I work with the EURO LOTTERY company
and i am soliciting for your opinion if i can help you win our lottery
prize then we both will share the money 50% each. Please do not take
this for granted because i have just noticed a free space in our lottery
draw. If you are interested contact me via my secure email:
mrjackparkinson26@hotmail.com




TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:15:01 +0000

toyotacompanypromos
to mwq1974, me

TOYOTA JAPAN LOTTERY
Customer Service Department
Affiliate of Toyota Branch China.
28 Tanfield Road Tiaxiu lio Beijing China

PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

DEAR Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,000,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the E-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 27511465896-6410, with serial number 3772-510 drew the lucky numbers 7-14-88-23-31-45 and Bonus number 10 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/ 453L /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of US$1.000, 000, 00 in cash, including a Toyota car which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$12,650,000.00 shared among the international winners in the Second category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of US$1.000,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shipped to.

To begin your claim, please call our claim agent or send email immediately to:-

Dr.Mao Ruan.(Claims Agent)
Foreign Services Manager,
Transglobe Finance Securities
Email:- maoruan@gmail.com
Tel: +8613480013476

1. Full Name:----------------------------------------------------
2. Address:------------------------------------------------
3. Occupation:---------------------------------------------------
4. Age:-------------------------
5. Sex:---------------
6. Nationality:-------------------------------------------------
7. Country of Residence:------------------------------------------------
8. Telephone/Fax Number:-------------------------------------------

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and other information provided above and below in every one of your correspondences to your claiming agent.
Congratulations'' once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Jennifer Brisdon
Online coordinator
www.Toyota.com.cn

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WINDFALL TOTAL

  • $178,915,810.00 USD
  • £31,673,000.00 GBP

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